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Tristan has written to the prison warden as well as Jamie Oliver and Gordon Ramsey to say that he’s very concerned the prison cook has “lost his passion for being a chef” as the hot dogs were under-seasoned. We should receive a reply from the prison within 7 d…

If you want to get a fucking Ferrari, get in the gym and get strong because nobody respects the weak, and nobody's going to pay a man they don't respect. That's the way it's always worked.

Lives as difficult as mine crush 99% of those who endure them, and make world-famous winners of the survivors. Pressure makes diamonds. The pain of unjust imprisonment refills my chi well. It reestablishes my powers. Hurt me. That’s why I win.

Just being real.

You are designed to work in Starbucks and serving my coffee for the rest of your human years. Good. Stay there. Because if working at Starbucks, like a jackass does not motivate you to get up and do something, then that's all you deserve. You shouldn't need mo…

You're struggling to pay the bills. I buy cars weekly. There's people out here with $100,000 to spend on dinner, and you're struggling to pay your bills. And you're not motivated. You want me to come along and convince you to try.

Nobody else is going to teach you how to make money. They're going to teach you how to be a slave to make them money. How many warnings can I give you? jointherealworld.com

Tristan asked the guard yesterday if the chicken was from a free range farm and the guard replied “Nigga you’re weird. This is jail” Tristan has “lost his temper” paces back and forth talking about how mean it is to battery farm chickens and has begun writing…