Banana Announcement

​​Rotten BANANA of the Week: LUNA 🌕🍌 The granddaddy of all rugs. The one that humbled us all. $60B gone in a flash. LUNA speedran “too stable to fail.” They called it a stablecoin. Turns out, the only thing stable was our depression. Charts went up, faith went…

​​Starting 2ndOctober, we'll be peeling back the nastiest rugs in crypto once a week. Name 'em. Shame 'em. Cry together. Laugh together. This week’s Rotten BANANA: Aquabot 🪦 Pulled a $4.65M rug on Solana right before TGE. 21,770 SOL gone. Funds laundered. Repl…

🍌 SHOW US YOUR BANANA STASH 🍌 Hi Minions Which BANANA in your collection is your pride & joy? 🔹 Screenshot your favorite banana(s) on the platform 🔹 Post & tag @thebananation on X 🔹 Make sure you're following @thebananation + points for those with rarer banana…

​​PEELers, our time is coming. We’ve all been there: rugged by projects, nuked by markets, fired from jobs. Life keeps piling on, and all that’s left is to laugh while molding into the chair. That’s why BANANA exists. Not a bridge, not a chain, not “the future…

​​⏰ Reminder, Minions! The wallet submission is closing soon, submit your EVM wallet before 20th September (00:00 UTC). No submission = no eligibility for future rewards. Don’t miss out. Lock it in while you still can.

​​👋 A small wave can carry big meaning. Sometimes, the simplest greetings spark the brightest journeys. 🍌 Hello, world 🌎

​​📢 Banana Airdrop Wallet Submission Hey Minions!!!! Submit your EVM wallet to secure future airdrops and rewards! 🍌✨ ⚠️ Please note: Once submitted, your wallet cannot be changed. 🗓️ Submission Deadline: Sep 20, 00:00 UTC 👉 Don’t miss out, lock in your spot n…

​​Our Mission “To become the most emotionally honest coin in existence by laughing off all the depressing shits together to help you feel again.” We’re not here to pump your bags. We’re here to hold your emotional damage with both peeling hands. No hype. No ho…